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Christmas Jokes Christmas jokes and anecdotes My daughter was telling me what she wanted for Christmas, so i told her she would have to wait and see what Santa brings her, I then said when i was her age I was lucky if i got an apple and an orange, she said "what, you got a computer and mobile phone?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Skeleton goes into the pub, "pint of beer and a mop please" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Electrician came round my house to fix the lights, he brought in a set of steps, he said, these are not my real steps, its my Step Ladder ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What do you call a penguin in the Sahara? Lost ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is E.T. Short for? He has little legs ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is Santa's favourite pizza? Deep pan crisp an even ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bloke walks into a bar, "ouch" it was an iron bar ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fish swimming along, hits a brick wall, Dam ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bloke walks into the doctors, doctor, it hurts when i do this. Doctor: Well don't do that then ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you have a Christmas joke, send it in for possible publication
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